hello hello, can you hear me? you're listening to a happy guy i've got a girlfriend called cathy she's got two legs and two arms we met 10 years ago at school she was 8 i was 9 she got small tits but whatever? i'm fat so i can squeeze mine everything is alright we're a happy couple oh! we live in a pretty little house and we bought our furnitures at e.m.a.u.s.s. yeah. cathy is cool she's a truckdriver she's bold but she kept her moustache people say she's retarted but to me, she's not made for these times everything is alright we're a happy couple oh! we live in a pretty little house and we will stay here till we die die die die die die. my girlfriend she looks like anna karina but anna karina when she's 75 yeah my girlfriend to me, she's pretty all the time my mom call her peggy the pig but to me, you know, she's fantastic we're gonna have 8 childs called : andy, sam, sarah, joe, bob, eric, sol, kim & frank. everything is alright we're a happy couple oh! we live in a pretty little house so happy to be with someone i can imagine us, happy at 90 years old i'll kiss her dry and tired skin, we'll be spending time, together walking i just wish she will stop calling me her "little fat elephant" oh yes please. cuz yes, she calls me like that when i wake up in the morning she's dressing up and she says "my little fat lover is waking up!" but it's FALSE i'm not FAT so i wanna run to her, to spank her, cuz she's been a bad girl, but it's impossible (tell me why!) because i can't get up.

i wanna sing sing sing with my ukulele i wanna dance dance dance til i have to lay i wanna be happy cuz it's been so long since everything doesn't seem to go wrong hello, once again, i always sing the same words but i'll never get bored to tell you those... that when i see you in the playground my heart beats like in a grindcore song i find happiness in the way your eyes are trying to find me and when i'm able to talk to you we're so timid, we don't know what to do we eat the other one with the eyes then we run away with hasty goodbyes then we fall into decay, thinking 'next time i won't run away' but i'm not serious i'm 17, that makes me want to sing sing sing sing sing sing sing with my ukulele i wanna dance dance dance til i have to lay i wanna be happy cuz it's been so long since everything doesn't seem to go wrong i searched your name in a book full of people i've been hooked my heart abdicate real love in my head no one equals you and all and all and all that i can do can do can do is sing sing sing with my ukulele i wanna dance dance dance til i have to lay i wanna be happy cuz it's been so long since everything doesn't seem to go wrong and i find happiness in the way your eyes are trying to find me next time, i promise you, i will try to not run away.

i was dreaming of an heaven where i wouldn't be a fool there were girls, machintoshs and pineapple juice a place where being happy wouldn't be uncool i was dreaming of an heaven where i wouldn't be a fool there were girls, machintoshs and pineapple juice but then mom woke me up and said "it's time to go to school"

my best friend died the other day when i heard the news, i was in my bed my girlfriend had broke up with me when daddy came 'son your friend... he's dead' i stayed silently for a while and i thought "what did the fuck he say?" then i thought "well it's all ok, i'm gonna meet new people at his funeral this way" and i said pa pa la pa la life it sucks and there's nothing to do i feel stupid, i feel like you and sometimes i wish things could change their way but then i think and i say "but it's ok!" you just have to smile, and then all the things that look schiesse, they look right and don't say that you want to die since 94, it's been more has been than hype and i said pa pa la pa la and i'm so glad that my life sucks but i guess it could be worse it's alright for me

i wish i was somewhere in the sun ukulele in hand with hawaiian girlfriends pa la pa laaa but i'm in france, in my home, looking at hawaiian plants, that haven't been watered since two month now

your life is a sad masturbation + your life life life is a sad sad sad masturbation masturbation + so jerk you off boy, so jerk you off boy, so jerk you off boy, you know how to do it! + so drink your sperm! so drink your sperm! so drink your sperm! so drink your sperm! (ad lib)

sure, i like your brand new stuff, and it's amazing and well blah blah blah blah blah sure, i know that life is good, you and your lover, i see it in your smile and you are so full of hapiness, it really makes me sad sometimes but me i am so full of sadness, i hope at least it makes you laugh

i will run into the mountain i will run into the lake to find you my dear, to find you my man and i won't come home until i finally made you my husband! i will run into the country from the east coast to the east to find you my dear, to find you my man and i won't stop running around town till we go together again and everything will be ok

Up in the sea I'm in a perfect mood i can't get no tears i can't be a fool oh you can throw me stones and i will build a home being sad, it ain't my kind of thing no more all the time i spent saying "when is it gonna end?" when i could do much better of my time are you happy? no, but i am hello dear darling i'm not in love no more i guess you do not care cuz other guys still are loving in vain is eaaasy and so tragic but now i see you're just made to suck dicks all the time i spent saying "i love in vain!" when i could just i ask you to know what you thought are you happy? no, but i know now, i finally realize now, i finally open my eyes Up in the sea I'm in a perfect mood i can't get no tears i can't be a fool oh i stop jerking off, now i'm a man! my life is gonna suck but i control it again all the time i spent saying "when is it gonna end?" when i could do much better of my time are you happy? no, but i am now-ow-ow, i finally realize now, i see... pa pa la pa la pa, papapa.

oh cathy, i'm sorry, i know it's hard to you to understand, but i need to leave but i need to leave. you tell me you are going to sink or swim, sink or swim, but i know you only know how to do one so do it, do one so do it, oh do it for me, do it for me and sink, sink, sink, sink, sink, sink, sink, sink.

I'll never be a tambourine, i'll never be a tambourine tigidigidoo

i'm growing everyday but that's not what i want i never said i wanted to know what is it to be no one i never felt sad cuz i was too tiny to try but mommy told me that know it would be my time and i don't mind if i should care nothing bores me at all because i'm 6 years old. working, what was it anyway, i don't know at all. is it drawing with care a flower or an animal? i am good at school but there's something way more fun it's when the school bell rings, let's run to the playground and i don't mind if i should care nothing bores me at all because i'm 6 years old. and if sometimes i'm sad cuz i'm old and tired and dumb cuz tomorow sucks, oh things used to be fun when i didn't cared and if sometimes i cry when i see kids in a playground i would run to play with them, but i guess their mother say no and i don't mind if i should care nothing bores me at all because i'm 6 years old.

in my town the sun is shining rows of houses open themselves to welcome its light oh what an happy morning i open my window and i smell the grass that just got cut, the cakes the moms been cooking oh what an happy morning the summer has follow the spring the holidays will soon begin but today is still an happy morning home's alive, but i've just wake up from my dreams as yesterday, i feel that i could still sleep for hours but what an happy morning all around me people are moving buzy doing things that matter in their hearts oh what an happy morning my room is such a mess like my soul in this sun, in a happy place, with happy people that smile and sing, cuz this is an happy morning i could write to you, what it all mean but there is no words to say that i wish i could burn down my feelings just for today and i feel like i'm free when i hold your hands in my dreams tomorrow always broke my dreams up on another empty morning and anyway, when mom will ask me how i am, i'll say that it's an happy morning in my town the sun is shining rows of houses open themselves to welcome its light oh what an happy morning